Who Moved My Chi?
I had this naive notion that househunting would be this glorious time to look forward to when my husband and I would peruse the internet for our dream home. It's not quite so glorious, but still rather fun. For the past three or so years, husband and I have bantered about our dream home which would include a garage and a level driveway (as mentioned in a previous post, for a basketball hoop). Over the past month or so I've learned that it's one thing to know what one wants, and another thing completely for finding it affordably in a large metropolitan area. We've basically reconciled ourselves to the fact that to have our own retreat, we'll have a decent commute ahead of us each day. I feel guilty that we'll be contributors to the dreaded urban sprawl. We're sprawlers. We're misanthropes who want to live far away from the masses. What can I say?
We finally think that we've found the ideal house with the much desired level driveway, a screen porch, deck and additional porch on two sides of the house. The house has the nice master bedroom with a gorgeous sitting area. Most importantly, we'll have large enough bathroom and double vanity so that they'll be no more morning tension fighting for the sink. I look forward to the end of dialogues that go something like: "No, I'm done really. Here, let me just put my.... Wait, see there's room. Ugh. What's that smell? Here, it's all yours...."
We had our home inspection this past weekend. After receiving the multi-page report, we requested the sellers to remedy one facet (among others) we definitely don't envision for our dream home: a dead squirrel and his (or her) associated droppings and leftover nuts. The poor squirrel decided to seek refuge in the attic and met an untimely death. Likely the homeowners didn't even realize his presence.
Despite the fact that I feel confident with our home there are two things that have me remaining tense about our decision. The first consideration is the financial cost of purchasing this edifice. This purchase will be the largest my husband and I have ever made in our lives. Yet, I'm equally concerned about the Chi of it all. I should never have bought that book about Feng Shui. With househunting, not only is the task to find an affordable house with the best reasonable commute possible, but also one needs to find a house with good Chi, which includes the features of no windows causing energy to flow over sleeping occupants, doors facing in the right direction in accordance with the occupant's astrology, and the correct placement of furniture. Feng Shui tells me that if I don't find these, my dream home may cause poor health, the end of my marriage, world catastrophe and intergalactic war. The weight of these fates pressed heavily on my shoulders as I scrolled through the listings in our price range. Hopefully we made the right decision. I hear that intergalactic war stuff can be a real pain in the butt.
We finally think that we've found the ideal house with the much desired level driveway, a screen porch, deck and additional porch on two sides of the house. The house has the nice master bedroom with a gorgeous sitting area. Most importantly, we'll have large enough bathroom and double vanity so that they'll be no more morning tension fighting for the sink. I look forward to the end of dialogues that go something like: "No, I'm done really. Here, let me just put my.... Wait, see there's room. Ugh. What's that smell? Here, it's all yours...."
We had our home inspection this past weekend. After receiving the multi-page report, we requested the sellers to remedy one facet (among others) we definitely don't envision for our dream home: a dead squirrel and his (or her) associated droppings and leftover nuts. The poor squirrel decided to seek refuge in the attic and met an untimely death. Likely the homeowners didn't even realize his presence.
Despite the fact that I feel confident with our home there are two things that have me remaining tense about our decision. The first consideration is the financial cost of purchasing this edifice. This purchase will be the largest my husband and I have ever made in our lives. Yet, I'm equally concerned about the Chi of it all. I should never have bought that book about Feng Shui. With househunting, not only is the task to find an affordable house with the best reasonable commute possible, but also one needs to find a house with good Chi, which includes the features of no windows causing energy to flow over sleeping occupants, doors facing in the right direction in accordance with the occupant's astrology, and the correct placement of furniture. Feng Shui tells me that if I don't find these, my dream home may cause poor health, the end of my marriage, world catastrophe and intergalactic war. The weight of these fates pressed heavily on my shoulders as I scrolled through the listings in our price range. Hopefully we made the right decision. I hear that intergalactic war stuff can be a real pain in the butt.
